It's a no-no. There are very few reasons, if any to ever engage in conversation in a mens room. Unless something is on fire or your best friend is standing there with some kind of emergency or (in some cases) a really hilarious story or purpose, the general rule of thumb with regards to bathroom etiquitte is to SHUT THE FUCK UP! So I'm standing at the urinal, following proper protocol (there were three urinals, I was at the far lef end of the row) and some fucker walks in and parks his dumb ass at the urinal right next to me. Now, that's already a violation of the rules. Shit bag shoulda taken the urinal furthest from me so that I wouldn't immediately consider him a "meat gazer." Then, as if his proximity wasn't bad enough, homey starts TALKING TO ME. Guy asks me if I knew what time the LIBRARY CLOSED? So, what do I say? "Yes." Then nothing. There's an akward silence. I shake off, stuff the meat back in it's holding cell, zip up and about-face, heading toward the sink. So I'm two pumps into a four pump soap-up when the guy (presumably with his dick still in his hand) says "Aren't you gonna flush?" to which I reply, heading out the door, "Not dark enough...". What I meant was that, I had consumed quite a bit of water this morning, so the pee was clear and copious. It wasn't dark enough to flush, so I let it mellow, as per the rules that pretty much every guy was taught from birth.
My problem was that this guy blatantly violated the following rules:
-You're too close
-You failed to shut the fuck up
-You continued to fail at shutting the fuck up
-You're annoying and curious all at the same time
He needed to watch this, and so does EVERYONE ELSE!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw
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