-Fuck Wierd Al!

Ok, I'm sitting in my CAPSTONE class right now and we're all going over topics for our papers. Prof. J. is playing devil's advocate and we're all defending our choices and shit. Well, we get to this dude I'll call Wierd Al. If you saw him, you'd get it, trust me. Suffice to say, this mufuggah is a cross between Wierd Al Yankovich and the Energizer Bunny. I swear this fucker "vibrates with synergy." If I even said the word "synergy" I bet his goddamn head would detonate. Maybe I'll just raise my hand, stare at him curiously and whisper "synergyyyyy." (Places hand on opposite forearm, stops from raising hand...deep breath) Shit, this guy has been talking for the better part of 20 minutes at triple the normal conversational speed. Thats like an hour's worth of information I just completely ignored. Damn, I have a 45 minute drive after this. Maybe I should just throw something at him...