So I'm looking to go see Ai and check out the landscape of Japan, see soem sites, eat some food and get drunk with the locals pretty soon here. I've been checking out plane tickets, food prices and tourist spots. I was htinking about doing the Tokyo-Kyoto train trip, but due to time constraints and all, we may not have time. When discussing it with Ai over videophone, she asked me the best question any chick has ever asked me. No, she didn't ask me for a threesome...been there...done tha...have the pictures...oh WAIT. Forget I said that. She didn't ask me if I would stick it in her pooper or anything guy-cool / super-high-five-able or anything like that. Been there...done that...have the pictures...oh WAIT. Forget I mentioned that, also. No, she asked me the "NEW NUMBER ONE BEST QUESTION EVER!"
Me: So we might not be able to do the Kyoto thing since I'm only gonna be there for 9 or so days. Any suggestions?
Ai: Do you like ninjas?
Me: Fuck yeah I like ninjas!!
Ai: You wanna go see ninjas in Nikko Edomura?
Me: Fuck yeah I wanna go see ninjas in Kneecap Eatsomesquirrels or whatever the place you just said is!
Ai: You know ninjas?
Me: Not yet, but I'm open to new things...
Ai: You can take pictures with the ninjas. They are real ninjas, not movie ninjas.
Me: Can I take a picture of a ninja kicking me in the stomach or balls?
Ai:
I'm sure they would accomodate you.
Me: Sign me up!
Yeah, she's the best. I dunno of any other girl that would suggest, after I flew half way around the world, to take me to a place where REAL ninjas will take a picture of you getting your ass whipped by their buddies. I love Japan.
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