Here's the deal. I don't give a fuck what most people think, but something's been bugging me for a while now and it's time the general public got the message. Pay attention, because I'm ony going to say this once. Deep breath. Begin rant:
To any motherfucker that doesnt think I work, fuck you. Just because I work part time at a Jeep shop (with the shit economy I might get 5 hours a month right now), do odd jobs for my step mother and friends, and buy and sell small amounts of things to generate income doesn't mean I'm not working. Guess what? I'M IN FUCKING GRADUATE SCHOOL MOTHERFUCKERS! I SPENT 40+ HOURS A WEEK RESEARCHING, THINKING, GENERATING NEW IDEAS, TAKING TESTS, READING, WRITING A TON OF FUCKING PAPERS AND GENERALLY GETTING SMARTER THAN YOU'LL EVER FUCKING BE, SO FUCK YOU!!!!! I've gotten a few sideways comments from a handful of people in the last week, suggesting that maybe I should get a job. Well, guess what assholes. I JUST FUCKING GOT A 300,000 YEN A MONTH IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY BECAUSE I'VE SPENT THE LAST 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUSTING MY ASS TO GET A 3.61 GPA IN COLLEGE WHILE PAYING FOR THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING WITH NO HELP FROM SCHOLARSHIPS (BECAUSE I'M A WHITE MALE) AND MINIMAL GRANTS AND A SHIT TON OF STUDENT LOANS GOTTEN THROUGH THE USE OF MY WITS ONLY, SO FUCK OFF How dare any motherfucker even thing for a moment that I don't have a job. Just because my contract work doesnt start until March 2009 doesnt mean I'm broke. I have a plan. Just because you're not privy to the plan doesnt mean I don't have one, so keep you stupid comments to your-fucking-self. Nobody gives a shit about your opinions or suggestions. I've done fine in this life without them so far and I'm pretty sure I'll be able to eat and have shelter without them in the future, so eat a shit sandwich and choke. Oh, and let me clue you hateraide drinking, pussy-assed-sideways remark making, jealous, envious, assbags one more thing...If any of you motherfuckers sends me one more email with some bullshit job for which I'm overqualified and uninterested, I'll email you a fucking trojan horse that'll make swiss cheese of your god damn hard drive in about an hour.
How dare anybody ever suggest I need anything that I can't buy, borrow, earn, or steal on my own. You know who you are, and so do I.
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